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Foreign exchange student 

Most awesome person you will ever meet.
Exchange students willingly decide to get off their asses, leave their home country, and go see the world. For that reason, they should be given a helluva lot of credit.
Usually, a foreign exchange student will have a funny accent and not speak your language very well. This is all the more reason to hang out with them, because everything will suddenly become that much more hilarious. Also, they are generally young people, and have the tendency to be extremely good looking.
In conclusion, mad props to all exchange students out there
Damn, look at that hot new foreign exchange student! I can't understand a word they're saying, but they sure seem pretty freaking awesome.
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Foreign Exchange Student 

noun.

a secondary-school or college student who studies for a period, usually one year, at a foreign institution as part of a reciprocal program between two institutions or countries.
NEVER FORGET to get a foreign exchange student of the same sex as you are, for you would otherwise be very tempted to do things you will great, and that will make the whole family feel very uncomfortable.
Girl : Hey! Where did your foreign exchange student go? Didn't see him at school today.
Me : We kinda hooked up for several weeks, my parents found out and he had to move some place else.
Girl : That sucks!
Me : Yup!

Foreign Exchange Student 

When take a crap in one stall, switch to another stall, and crap in that one as well.
Bro, some dude committed foreign exchange students in the men’s bathroom.

Foreign exchange student 

To send a turd through ones anus, into the anus of another.
I sent a massive shuttlebus into timmys rump, it was the best foreign exchange student he has ever received!

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008