Leeds Breakfast

A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.

'Here, pass me the fags and a tinny Jonas'
"Get your own leeds breakfast you lazy git."

by AbuWeezer August 28, 2008

breakfast boner

an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.

Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.

by canvasfred August 8, 2010

Tokyo Breakfast

The name of a spoof television situation comedy pilot produced by westerners in 2000, filmed in Canada and appeared in the 2001 Ohio Film Festival. The characters speak in Japanese accented American English. Characters address each other by using the term "nigga" excessively.

Tokyo Breakfast
You don't need a school? If nigga no go to school, nigga no get a job, if nigga no get a job, nigga no make no money, if nigga no make no money, nigga no be able to afford BMW 7 series nigga!

by Walküre April 28, 2006

Somalian Breakfast

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.

I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.

by Snerual February 13, 2013

jockey's breakfast

A ride in the morning

Had for myself a jockey's breakfast this morning, it was quite pleasant!

by top of the left October 3, 2007

gangsta breakfast

A breakfast high in cholesterol, fat, and sodium; possessing the calories necessary to prepare for the gangsta activities of the day (shooting hoops, driving in the six fo with a gangsta lean, general playa behaviour, looking tough). For example, eggs, sausage and pancakes. (Chicken wings and malt liquor are for dinner.)

Sammy woke up around noon, threw on some bling, jumped in the six fo and headed to the local greasy spoon for a gangsta breakfast before heading to the park to shoot some hoops.

by cancerward February 25, 2008

Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020