grandma

The only person in the family that knows how to cook.

Person A: Mmmm! This food tastes good!
Person B: Yea, I bet a grandma made it.

by Frank F. September 3, 2006

grandma

The person who gives you $100 each christmas or birthday.

Me: Hey grandma what you get me for Christmas?
Grandma: $100 spend it or save for college my sweet child.

by 3aergthyesbg November 30, 2019

Grandma

The woman who own's the house. The best cook in the world, cuddly and sweet, gives the best edvice. Always there for you, and are helpful! And they always spoil you rotten! :)

Oh, your so "Nona"
Nona = Best grandma

by #fall 101 December 20, 2013

grandma

Most likely your favorite relative, next to the cool uncle.

Dude, my grandma is so cool! She makes the best munchies

by thebakedgod December 29, 2011

grandma

The friend who always wants to stay in. Complains of back pain and getting tired before midnight when they are only in their mid-twenties. Their instagram feed most likely features their cat with the occasional "going out" picture once a year.

Brooke: "Want to come out with us tonight?"
Jess: "I'm super tired. I think I'm just going to stay in, I'm such a grandma."
Brooke: "You really are."

by crazyinstagirl July 25, 2018

grandmaing

The process of grabbing any kind of cheek. Originating from the stereotype of grandmas grabbing their grandchildren's cheeks

I was going to tell him to stop but then he began grandmaing my ass.

by jmh.2000 November 30, 2015

for grandma

a plea, only to be used in the most dire of situations.

C'mon, for grandma, go to the store and get me a vitamin water.

by HumBabe March 6, 2005