Rollin' That Beautiful Bean Footage

An exquisite maneuver consisting of a man releasing gases from his posterior onto his woman's face whilst simultaneously propelling his seed upon her bosom.

Last night I was Rollin' That Beautiful Bean Footage all over Natasha.

by Joseph Signet April 24, 2005

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the robot clitoris.

Hey guys, member tat tyme Eric wen to da barn and engaged in the act of "Roll that beautiful bean footage" on that suuuwwwieeeeeeee...?

by Angel & Matt October 5, 2005

Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage

1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.

"What the hell is that kravitz calling me for? We broke up five years ago."


A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?

B. The football game was on and I was drunk...

A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.

B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.

by Megan Eason August 21, 2008

Did you see that hot jpeg footage?

What you should say when your about to piss on the moon with a dong that look like a wall nut.

Did you see that hot jpeg footage? *starts shooting a wall*

by a_underscore January 29, 2021

C-Roll Footage

Supplemental material for a widely publicized work of fiction commonly movies that's deemed too raunchy for even the DVD/Blu-ray release. Not to confused with blooper reels, they actually tend to see light whereas these do not. <3

I'd tell you about Jennifer's Body's C-Roll Footage, but it's cursed and you might die a horrible death. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 25, 2022

Power Footage

Accidentally kicking the power strip under your desk resulting in pure silence quickly followed by a sigh since your computer, fan, and monitors all just went dead.

I just lost a great post to a blog due to a power footage, damn I hate it when I cause my own pain!!

by corkvpn November 24, 2009

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.

Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*

by AlexanderThundersnow October 2, 2023