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An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.

Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)
Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?
foosed by James T February 13, 2005
Related Words
foosed • Get Foosed • foose • Fooked • Fooser • fooped • fooseball • footed • Fooded • foosey
When an arrogant, macho, or sexist man gets taken down a notch by a more athletic woman in a competitive endeavor.
I used to think Mike was the man, but he was just totally foosed by Angela.
Foosed by NYMC May 28, 2007
To have had sex with a woman.
He foosed that.
Foosed by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 10, 2010
to be bent over and anally assaulted by the rod of a foosball
"I almost foosed you"
foosed by tamereestnoir September 6, 2007

Get Foosed 

A work safe way to say get fucked peasant.
Get Foosed by Syscon May 24, 2017
A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.
Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.
fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009
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