Ran out of toothpaste this morning went to the local convenience store, they were sold out. Too bad I live in a foon infested neighbourhood
by Foonguy February 15, 2021
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Meaning a diminutive fool. I first heard this being defined in a Panel show. The show in question was 'Call my Bluff' hosted by Robert Robinson. The program was broadcast in the early seventies, (with this line up). The team captains were Frank Muir and Patrick Campbell. The three people in each team would define an obscure word and the opposing team had to work out the true definition. One word that has, for whatever reason, stayed with me was Foon - a diminutive fool.
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Foon would, obviously, be used in a derogatory way, as a descriptor. He/She is a real Foon.
by R.T. Fischall August 2, 2023
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1. one who believes he or she is much more intelligent than he or she actually is, to an embarrassing degree

2. one who believes he or she is far more skilled at a video game than he or she actually is, to an embarrassing degree
1. Ever since Gabe got that finance degree he thinks he can solve the US debt crisis. He's such a foon.

2. Zach is always saying he's a 'champ 3 stuck in diamond 2,' but the foon hasn't hit a ceiling shot in his life.
by doc.smoothie January 6, 2020
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another way to say fool. some sort of fob language only some azns know cuz some cant pronounce the "n's" in words and shit. so yeah... u foon!
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by suP? April 20, 2003
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The proper definition of foon is a fork dominant Fork-spoon hybrid. A spork is a soon dominant fork-spoon hybrid .
Can you get me a foon?

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I eat my chicken with a foon
by Hoeseok.Yoongi.sope August 8, 2019
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Instead of a spork, it’s a foon. Sporks ain’t shit like what even is that
It’s a fork and a spoon mixed together to create “foon” much better than spork
by Better than sporks November 5, 2021
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