(noun)
An eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon. Often mispronounced “spork” by husbands.
An eating utensil combining features of a fork and a spoon. Often mispronounced “spork” by husbands.
Husband: Honey, where are the sporks? I want a fork and spoon in one!
Wife: For the last time, the are called “foons”!!!
Wife: For the last time, the are called “foons”!!!
by CanadianCutie;) December 16, 2021
A foon is a fool who is ignorant of his or her foolishness, and appears to be competent.
Similar to pedant, schmendrick, philosophe, and sophist.
Similar to pedant, schmendrick, philosophe, and sophist.
When I first met the guy, I was impressed, but as I got to know him, I realized what an utter foon he was.
by Foon Victim February 18, 2004
Foon is the name given to a person or animal, who looks slightly retarded and is somewhat clumsy, never graceful and down right funny to watch.
Taken from the cat, Foon, who started the trend.
Taken from the cat, Foon, who started the trend.
by Spider Kitten November 24, 2007
Fooning=friends+spooning
Fooning is the act spooning a friend but if you both describe it as fooning it is no longer homosexual.
Fooning is the act spooning a friend but if you both describe it as fooning it is no longer homosexual.
Josh “Hey Sam, I’m getting cold over here, wanna come over for some good ole’ fooning?”
Sam “As long as we both agree that it’s fooning, cause if we were spooning that would be gay.”
Sam “As long as we both agree that it’s fooning, cause if we were spooning that would be gay.”
by The_Fooning_Master October 8, 2018
(verb) Sexual practice. Found amoungst hetero/swinger communities in Japan, Bangkok and Paris. Fooning is believed to have originated in rural Japan, and spread to Paris via Toyama, Osaka and Bangkok.
Fooning is currently an underground activity, with at least 3 fooning clubs currently active in Paris. Foodstuffs are often encorporated: in Paris, quiche is prefered, though other regions have local specialities.
Typically performed outdoors: indoor fooning is perfectly possible, but foon culture tends to deem it inferior.
Some homosexual adaptations homofoon have been reported, though not confirmed.
Fooning is currently an underground activity, with at least 3 fooning clubs currently active in Paris. Foodstuffs are often encorporated: in Paris, quiche is prefered, though other regions have local specialities.
Typically performed outdoors: indoor fooning is perfectly possible, but foon culture tends to deem it inferior.
Some homosexual adaptations homofoon have been reported, though not confirmed.
by FoonQueen July 19, 2005
by Foon guy December 9, 2003