foodplay

sexual intercourse, involving the use of food products:
Whipping Cream, grapeseed Oil, Chocolate Syrup, Banannas, Cucumbers, Etc.

for penetration and lubrication

resulting in a tasty, and delicious (and Nutritious!) sexual experience

My girl, Jane, and I, starting experimenting with Foodplay in the Bedroom.
Last night she got a footlong gourd stuck halfway up into her rectum (ouch!)

foodplay by mark_fisher November 14, 2013

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footplay

Sexual interaction involving the use of feet for arousal or sexual stimulation. Often includes tickling, licking, rubbing, grinding or even masturbation using one's own feet or the feet of others.

The chick I spent the night with was really into footplay - she got me off with her feet and came before I did!

footplay by tiborus December 26, 2015

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foodplay • Foldplay • footplay

Foldplay

The act of folding clean laundry that has been piled on your bed or around your bedroom in order to initiate sexual activity with your SO. This is a typical activity of parents, particularly those with small children.

Hey Babe, lets get to the foldplay so we can get to the business...

Foldplay by Hippiedigger November 16, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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