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Ballsacular Fondulation 

when one fondles his or her jingle bells
I was just practicing my ballsacular fondulation on your mother asshole.

SCP fondation 

X : «Dud do you know the SCP fondation»
Y : -Yeah isn't it the secret organization that containt secrets misticisms entities
X: -Wait how do you know that
Y: There's a freaking website accessible to everyone.

fondelation 

The feeling one has when touching sensitive parts such as booty for the first time with that partner.
The jeans were a perfect fit for the goods and my hand; fondelation occurred.
fondelation by tumtrah May 7, 2016

fondlation 

Caressing your partner's shaft and testicles whilst relaxing on the couch during a Netflix binge.
Also popular during long drives in the car.
I sit on the couch with my gorgeous fella. I make him remove his pants so we can share our love for fondlation while we watch Netflix shows.
fondlation by SimonSparkie April 25, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026