fonch

(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).

1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!

by Doc Nutz March 18, 2003

fonch

verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.

My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.

by monica blanchard July 15, 2006

fonch

Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness

Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!

by Kenneth March 18, 2003

Fonch

The smell of a sweaty nutsack on a hot Sunday

Dude, you smell like raw fonch get away from me.

by God4266 January 27, 2019

Faggot Fonch

The act when a guy sticks his dick between his legs (fonch) and lets another guys fuck him.

Doug getting axious, he thinks about letting Edwin give him a Faggot Fonch.

by Insane V April 16, 2004

Fonch

When a teammate does particularly bad during a video game.

"Wow, Michael completely missed the ball just then, what a fonch!"

or

"Sorry guys, I'm fonching right now, no clutch today."

by legionaryleader November 23, 2022