fonch 

(aka The Fonch; orign American) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his penis and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated vagina; v. 3. used in expression (see below).

1. You didn't just show dad 'the fonch' did you?
2. Fonch-tastic!

fonch by Doc Nutz March 18, 2003

Fonch 

The smell of a sweaty nutsack on a hot Sunday

Dude, you smell like raw fonch get away from me.

Fonch by God4266 January 27, 2019

fonch 

verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.

My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.

fonch by monica blanchard September 6, 2008

fonch 

Of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness

Peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!

fonch by Kenneth March 18, 2003

Fonch 

When a teammate does particularly bad during a video game.

"Wow, Michael completely missed the ball just then, what a fonch!"

or

"Sorry guys, I'm fonching right now, no clutch today."

Fonch by legionaryleader November 22, 2022

Fonch 

Round orb variation of finches and canaries.

I have a pet fonchly fonch.

Fonch by Eggertonian December 19, 2023

Faggot Fonch 

The act when a guy sticks his dick between his legs (fonch) and lets another guys fuck him.

Doug getting axious, he thinks about letting Edwin give him a Faggot Fonch.

Faggot Fonch by Insane V April 16, 2004