A loud, heavy footstep to be heard coming from a French woman who lives above a person in a block of flats.
by Einstein is the best November 9, 2008
by alexisruth November 21, 2022
truly popularised by comic artist iharthdarth on livejournal.com verbalising the sound you would hear when Vader falls flat on his face.
Palpatine: 'Walk forth my minion!' Vader: FOMP
Palpatine: 'OK yeah, we're going to have to work on that entrance there kiddo.'
Palpatine: 'OK yeah, we're going to have to work on that entrance there kiddo.'
by kiptrip June 21, 2005
by pezfarm January 25, 2010
by Drupac December 14, 2022
Fear of missing phone. Irrational sensation or intense terror and complete dread like the world is ending. Usually followed by a tremendous feeling of relief of finding phone (ROFP)
I had the worst FOMP last night when I noticed my phone wasn't on me.
Dude I FOMPing hard here. My roid is gone!
Dude I FOMPing hard here. My roid is gone!
by JsonHunt March 26, 2019
fomping is when a girl stands on her head while pooping and lets it run into her vagina, and then proceeds to have intercourse. i had to make up a definition for this word because pornolize.com uses it, and neither i nor any of my friends have been able to find a definition for it.
by neathery nuts March 26, 2005