A person, usually a male with a uni-brow shaped like a v, with long brown hair. usually tall, does not like to shave,plays guitar,likes ac/dc buys strap-Locks and nothing else (he doesn't want his guitar to fall. Likes girls, but just for show nothin' else. Uses HIs middle name instead of his first name.
Sam: "Hey did you see zack?"
Nick:" yeah he's over there putting his strap-Locks!!!"
Jason: "Not again"
Jimmy:"That Zack Folsom!!!!"
Nick:" yeah he's over there putting his strap-Locks!!!"
Jason: "Not again"
Jimmy:"That Zack Folsom!!!!"
by dslfjweiofrj November 3, 2009
A Tampon soaked in Vodka and placed in anul cavity to prevent failing a breathalyzer while driving intoxicated
by Lil Evil January 13, 2015
by NYMPH<3 April 4, 2017
A white suburban town.
Older folks like to think Jesus sent Trump to save America, and rant in the Facebook Folsom group about third CFA order being wrong.
The Bay Area snobs think their shit doesn’t stink. They have trophy wives and breed entitled douches and slutty, drama filled kids that egos run off parents money.
The 30 years olds that never left here thinks they’re “hard” because they sold a pound of weed in high school, they usually are alcoholics, the girls are prego.
Then you have the small town girls thinking they’re all that because they talked a lonely old sap into buying them tits, hand bags, and shitty bleached hair.
Over all this place isn’t that bad the lake is fun, the nigh life isn’t great but it cuts the stress from the week, Tahoe/ coast isn’t that far. I wouldn’t move her unless you’re raising a family
Older folks like to think Jesus sent Trump to save America, and rant in the Facebook Folsom group about third CFA order being wrong.
The Bay Area snobs think their shit doesn’t stink. They have trophy wives and breed entitled douches and slutty, drama filled kids that egos run off parents money.
The 30 years olds that never left here thinks they’re “hard” because they sold a pound of weed in high school, they usually are alcoholics, the girls are prego.
Then you have the small town girls thinking they’re all that because they talked a lonely old sap into buying them tits, hand bags, and shitty bleached hair.
Over all this place isn’t that bad the lake is fun, the nigh life isn’t great but it cuts the stress from the week, Tahoe/ coast isn’t that far. I wouldn’t move her unless you’re raising a family
Guy 1 “ I’m trying to throw my life away, get hoes, get my bag up, and be the next Dan bilzerian”
Guy2 “move to Folsom man you’ll love it”
Guy1 “bro it’s lit bro let’s go bro, want to make a tik tok?
Guy2”aren’t you 35 working a minimum wage job?”
Guy2 “move to Folsom man you’ll love it”
Guy1 “bro it’s lit bro let’s go bro, want to make a tik tok?
Guy2”aren’t you 35 working a minimum wage job?”
by Silker September 13, 2022
A good town if you have a family. Don’t move here if you’re younger looking for night life. There’s a few type of people in this town
Guy 1 “have you ever been to Folsom?”
Guy 2 yeah man it’s cool but I wouldn’t live there”
Guy 1 “but I want to live like a degenerate, drink my life away, and think I’m sick”
Guy2 “you should move there”
Guy 2 yeah man it’s cool but I wouldn’t live there”
Guy 1 “but I want to live like a degenerate, drink my life away, and think I’m sick”
Guy2 “you should move there”
by Silker September 13, 2022
The result of a conjugal visit.
by SmugOrchid January 20, 2016
Zach: Hey bro! Why did you lose your job today?
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!
Conner: because I totally got caught trying to Kris Folsom!
Zach: Thats fucked up!
by Bluedevil84 August 16, 2021