by PictureFolder February 21, 2021
Woman: *takes out strap-on to unexpectedly peg partner.*
Man: "Whoa, foliage... FOLIAGE!"
Woman: *Pretends not to hear.*
Man: "Whoa, foliage... FOLIAGE!"
Woman: *Pretends not to hear.*
by wolverheel June 6, 2019
Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'
by Anonymous submissions November 13, 2016
by Mooji October 2, 2006
When you reach down and grab a nice hand full of grass or clover (this is where the foliage comes in) and smack someone in the face with it all, while you shout out "FOLIAGE PWN!"
guy: hey go foliage pwn that kid in the high waters.
guy 2: (grabs grass n' such) FOLIAGE PWN!
high waters kid: awww man!
guy 2: (grabs grass n' such) FOLIAGE PWN!
high waters kid: awww man!
by ipwnwithplants March 12, 2009
That assortment of files and papers one keeps on the desk at work so that it will not look like there is nothing to do; a protective screen against office busybodies who monitor workloads of other people.
Tim had so much file foliage on his desk that one day in December he suffered a file-slide that swept his full coffee mug to the floor.
by Robert Paar December 30, 2006