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Donald Faison

Donald Faison is the second main character on NBC's sitcom Scrubs. JD's best friend who has diabetes and a saucy latina wife Carla. JD and Turk (Donald Fasion) own a stuffed dog Rowdy. They met in med school and lived together for twelve years.

Was on the show Clueless and was a lifeguard in real life. Great at napkin improv.
Mackenzie: Who is your favorite black actor?
Madison: Donald Faison! Next to Zach Braff that is.

Turk: You know, I never get chocolate cake.
Elliot: Oh, right, cause you're diabetic. Boo hoo. You know Turk, if you want sympathy, get a disease people can see

Carla: What if we have a son and he wants to dance?
Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. Cause his friends don't dance and if they dont dance then they're no friends of mine, (music plays) (Turks goes off dancing the safety dance)
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A term used to describe intelligent, well-groomed males. Faison's are typically well-read, athletic, and good-natured.

Faison could also be used as a knick-name for a ladies man.
Jon: "Wow guys like that get all the luck"

Doe: "Yea, thats a Faison for ya. Watch out 'cause he'll take your girl."
Faison by NeverDUN September 22, 2010
She acts so Fohsoné around people, no wonder she has a lot of friends.
Fohsoné by Xehyan November 28, 2019

Kaleb Faison 

A super funny black character from davenport ia. He goes to Davenport West High School
Omg! Have you listened to Kaleb Faison sing!?
Froison is frog poison, milked from the sweet teats of poisonous tree frogs. It can be slipped into a drink or rubbed onto the tip of a dart.
"Why did that guy fall onto the floor?"

"I spiked his drink with froison."
Froison by Thom Thomlin October 7, 2009
The creepiest guy you'll ever meet. A guy that is or has the ability to be a rapist.
Person 1: Dude I just got an email from this super hot girl on the internet. She says she wan't to see me! Should I go?

Person 2: Hell no!!! That girl is probably a total Faison....you'll go to her house and she'll be a grown man and he'll rape and kill you!!
Faison by Super Sham Blam January 28, 2010