Someone who tries to rhyme their Facebook status updates or comments.
Sometimes written as fboet where the f is silent presumably to sound more like poet.
Sometimes written as fboet where the f is silent presumably to sound more like poet.
by thecritter March 3, 2011
A faux poet. Said person will attempt to seem deep and complex by spewing constant poetic verses and phrases. They can either be their own creation or someone else's(which is most often the case); they don't care. The only thing they care about is that everyone hears about it; all day, everyday. More often than not these people are moody, inconsiderate, drama queens. The poems they write while seemingly meaningful, are just that- SEEMINGLY meaningful. They don't actually have any connection to any part of this persons life; they just act like it does.
Guy 1- What was with that dude? "We only have ourselves in the end, so don't let the time drain away like an hourglass." What a foet.
Guy 2- Yeah, he doesn't seem to have anything better to do than recite poetry. The other day he comes up to me and says, "I don't shine like a diamond, but my heart is hard as one." Real poets don't go around bringing people down with their dumbass thoughts.
Guy 2- Yeah, he doesn't seem to have anything better to do than recite poetry. The other day he comes up to me and says, "I don't shine like a diamond, but my heart is hard as one." Real poets don't go around bringing people down with their dumbass thoughts.
by Mr.BlueJay March 8, 2011
Fear of entering toilet syndrome. Preferably used when you enter a toilet at work, and having a fear that the person on the other side hasn't locked the door properly. Causing you to look at them in the eye whilst having a shit.
Trudi you haven't locked the toilet door, I now have FOETS because of you! Make sure you wipe as I'm in the same room as you anyway!
by Eggsaladking123 November 27, 2015