Top Definition
Someone who tries to rhyme their Facebook status updates or comments.

Sometimes written as fboet where the f is silent presumably to sound more like poet.
That dude's a foet he gives updates on skates and comments in sonnets.
by thecritter March 03, 2011
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A faux poet. Said person will attempt to seem deep and complex by spewing constant poetic verses and phrases. They can either be their own creation or someone else's(which is most often the case); they don't care. The only thing they care about is that everyone hears about it; all day, everyday. More often than not these people are moody, inconsiderate, drama queens. The poems they write while seemingly meaningful, are just that- SEEMINGLY meaningful. They don't actually have any connection to any part of this persons life; they just act like it does.
Guy 1- What was with that dude? "We only have ourselves in the end, so don't let the time drain away like an hourglass." What a foet.

Guy 2- Yeah, he doesn't seem to have anything better to do than recite poetry. The other day he comes up to me and says, "I don't shine like a diamond, but my heart is hard as one." Real poets don't go around bringing people down with their dumbass thoughts.
by Mr.BlueJay March 08, 2011

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