Fabits 

That moment when your starting a road trip at 2am and everyone is asleep but you are hungry so you open the bag of munchies and all you hear in the car is the sound of you eating ::Crunch Crunch Crunch:: the passenger turns around and you say "don't judge me, it is just 'Fat-Kid Habit" and he responds with "FABITS".

"I could really go for some pizza right now" "Dude we just ate 10 minutes ago, FABITS"

"My fabits are out of control I just bought a 12 pack from Taco Bell...for myself"

Fabits by Fat Kid Anonymous May 17, 2013

fobit 

-someone who stays on the F.O.B. (forward operating base)and lives by all the silly little rules that make no sense in a combat zone.

-someone who stays on the F.O.B. the whole deployment and buys all the shit at the PX.

-the one guy who's uniforms are the cleanest while in Iraq or Afganistan

soldier #1-"Hey there where is your reflective belt? You need to have it on at night!"

soldier #2-"Shut up you damn fobit, I actually go out of the wire while you sit behind your desk all day!"

fobit by "The General" April 25, 2008

fobish 

People who are immigrants, especially from Asia, who may act trendy, haughty and oblivious, yet may have broken english, a distinct accent, unwaveringly hold their cultural attitudes and customs, and do not assimilate well in the US. Orig. "Fresh Off The Boat", and may be affectionate or may be not. Also "Fobbish".

She's so fobish making that Khmer prank call. Wearing that big Nike logo shirt with the sport jacket makes him look fobish. She slurped her rice noodles and then held her fingers in a peace sign for the photo, how fobbish.

fobish by psnack February 12, 2009

FOITS 

Acronym for Fuck Off Into The Sea.

More permanent than "fuck off": you don't just want this person/thing to go away, you want it to march right into the waves and sink to the watery deep, never to bother you or anyone else again. Mostly used on Twitter.

@person: (5 bad tweets replying to someone they don't even follow)
@other_person: Randos with boring opinions who think they deserve your attention can FOITS.

FOITS by garaden September 25, 2015

Fobbits 

An acronym for Fat Old Balding Blokes In Tee Shirts.

When internet chatroom regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.

Did you see the meet up pics? What a load of fobbits!

They might be trolling on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.

It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't cater for fobbits.

Fobbits by billauk November 9, 2011

fobbits 

Human being who need a lot of help and the only way they think they can accomplish it is by asking. They have no shame in seeming like idiots simply because they are too ignorant to see it. This term degrades those who do not know much and is pretty rude.

The fobbits ruined my dinner.

fobbits by Darkwithdesire April 30, 2006

FOBIMSSSPPTCOM 

fresh off the boat, Irish mole stripper sassy see-through pedophile pants that crushes (on) older men.

most are named Jasmine

She's such a fobimssspptcom.

FOBIMSSSPPTCOM by Ninjah Pineapple January 13, 2011