fourdick 

When one puts a dildo on each of his/her four fingers and proceeds to slap another across the face with the dildoed hand. Preferably preceded by a killer setup, see below.

Term coined by Edward Penishands.

Dude 1 has his hand hidden behind his back with a dildo on each of his four fingers.

Dude 1, “You’ve got a fourdick on your face.”
Dude 2, “I think you messed up that joke man. Isn’t it supposed to be a dickfor?”

Dude 1, “Who said anything about a joke? I’m just telling you you’ve got a fourdick on your face.”
Dude 2, “Fine, I’ll bite. What’s a fourdick?”
Dude 1 slaps Dude 2 across the face with his dildoed hand.

fourdick by martinslips June 9, 2016

fnord gt 

The Goddess's preferred mode of transport.

My other car is also a Fnord GT.

fnord gt by oglala April 21, 2008

fnord 

A fnord is a propaganda word conditioned in the masses from a very young age to respond to, usually with fear, anxiety, or uneasiness, but unable to be seen by the general populace. (This definition originates in the Illuminatus trilogy of books by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson.) Sometimes it's used in a sentence to denote a general conspiracy (often jokingly), or sometimes it's used for no reason, especially by Discordians fnord.

I heard that David Koresh is sharing an apartment in Argentina with Hitler fnord.

fnord by bodhicide January 17, 2005

Furdonkeyshnerda 

A swift kick to the balls

If you dont shut up I'll give you a furdonkeyshnerda

Furdonkeyshnerda by Jon brannn August 25, 2020

Furderer

One who buys, sells, or partakes in the production and manufacture of fur goods such as coats, hats etc.

Dave: "Nice Mink coat, bitch!"
Sally: "Dave, be nice."
Dave: Shut up, Mom. How would you like it if I killed your precious Pomeranian and used her fur to make an adorable bag to keep my ballsack warm."
Sally: "Firstly, SHE is a HE, and secondly, he is a Terrier, not a Pomeranian."
Dave: "and YOU... are a furderer."

Furderer by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 12, 2019

fnord 

A word placed randomly in sentences, purported to instill fear or uneasiness in the reader. Its use generally references a conspiracy or parody thereof.

Popularised by the Illuminatus! trilogy by Roberts Shea and Winston.

Not to be confused with fjord, those elegant creations of Slartibartfast from the Hitchhiker's Guide "Trilogy."

Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.

fnord by Lady Chevalier March 23, 2005

Furda 

furda fur-duh, fèr-duh
adjective

1. A short form of the phrase "for the boys".

2. Doing things for the boys without any benefit to one's self.

3. Self sacrifice for the benefit of one's friends, specifically one's male friends.

"That was very furda last night when you jumped on that grenade."

"Stop being so anti-furda and come out with us."

Furda by jdizzle88 April 9, 2013