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A combination of FML (Fuck My Life) and LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off), to be used when your life is shit, but somehow you find it funny even though it sucks .
Person 1: Someone stole my bank pin and now I'm out 5k

Person 2: Are you serious? Fail.

Person 3: Yeah, fmlmao much, lol.
Fmlmao by Ryan3932 January 8, 2010
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fucking laughting my ass off

used to descripe that you are laughting real hard. No one knows when Sephirotgal started to use it, but we fear she got it from ragnarok online. Anyway, dont put me down for making up things, it is actually used.
*Cloud Tribal falls in pit*
Sephirotgal: FLMAO!
flmao by Aldo September 13, 2004
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Fmlmao flmao falmao fdlmao
Hey look at my new pic I took. I think I look like Chris Tucker.

Fdlmao. Chris Tucker? Nah son.
fdlmao by Attgm2003 July 27, 2012
falmao
1) Falling around laughing my ass off.
2) Falling around lol'ing my ass off.
Guy 1: I set my pubes on fire... >_<
Guy 2: omg falmao!
falmao by ph33rz0r January 3, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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