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FMIE is a group of members mostly over 18 who insult members on this virtual site called, "marapets". They make inside jokes about sex, rape, and old men. If you don't know what they are saying they will shun you. They think they are better than everyone, and often belittle people because they have nothing to better to do. The staff is in FMIE too, so if you argue with a member in FMIE you will end up with a forum ban or a site ban. Mostly it consists of a bunch of homosexual single atheists (their "god" is this guy name Blixa Bargled) pretending to be 18, while in reality they are 40 years old+.
(fmie member)- BEND OVAR

(other fmie member) ONLY IF YOAR TENT POLE IS UP FOAR ME.
by supergreen12 May 10, 2009
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A group of immature teenagers who surprisingly do not have any friends in real life and therefore spend approximately all of their time online, bullying younger kids on a virtual pet site to make themselves feel less unwanted by society. They desperately try to draw attention to themselves by creating dull inside jokes which mainly refer to overweight, ugly old men of whom belong to bands no one has ever heard of before. When put into a difficult situation on an online forum, members of fmie will simply reply with ‘I don’t care about the internet’, when on the contrary the dear internet is their only friend in this cruel world.
fmie is a secret group that no one can know about or join because you have to be a lonely ass hole to be let in on the big secret.
FAT OLD MEN LOL!!!!!
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A bunch of cunts who think there cool by trying to intimidate members on a virtual website. If they don't like you they threaten you by saying they have connections, as in marapets staff, and get you banned. They all consist of;
a.Fat short girl with acne that puts oversized bows in her hair
b.Tall pale girls that got picked on in highschool so they act like sluts and bitches on a website because they never stuck up for themselfs, and now are picking on 12 year olds on a virtual pet site.
c.The girl that never fit in and got rapped by old creepy uncle larry

See, these various outcast band together to come up with FMIE.
by FaggotsMoronsIgnorenceExacthoe December 26, 2008
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A group of immature teenagers who surprisingly do not have any friends in real life and therefore spend approximately all of their time online, bullying younger kids on a virtual pet site to make themselves feel less unwanted by society. They desperately try to draw attention to themselves by creating dull inside jokes which mainly refer to overweight, ugly old men of whom belong to bands no one has ever heard of before. When put into a difficult situation on an online forum, members of fmie will simply reply with ‘I don’t care about the internet’, when on the contrary the dear internet is their only friend in this cruel world.
fmie is a secret group that no one can know about or join because you have to be a lonely ass hole to be let in on the big secret.
FAT OLD MEN LOL!!!!!
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A member of fmie will never attempt to bully someone or publish their opinions on their own because they know that they will be thrashed by many other members on the forums who think they are idiotic. However, behold! When a group of fmie members are online, they suddenly have courage to bully younger members and post moronic inside jokes as they have each other to back up their ridiculous views.

Fmie consists of:
-A bi-sexual 20 year old overweight woman who acts about 40 years old and believes that re-selling pixels is against the law. She thinks everyone loves her, when infact everyone hates her.

-An anorexic 16 year old girl how has fanny hair so thick that it gets in her way, can’t see where she is going, and is continuously falling over and injuring herself.

-Another obese teenager whose parents are divorced and she obviously does not get enough attention from her cunt of a mother as she likes to make fun of other members on a virtual pet site in hope she receives some attention.

-Alicia Robinson- A Scottish girl who looks like Gollum, however she believes that because she plays tennis, it gives her authority to make fun of members on a virtual pet site. Check out her facebook.

Etc etc
It is suggested that you do not attempt to make conversation with a fmie member, for you may be permanently stunned by their idiocy.
by FartMembraneIdiotsEpa- March 24, 2009
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A "secret club" on the virtual pet site, Marapets. Some older members enjoy talking pretentiously about it on the Forums as if they are better than others. Heaven help anyone who asks about it, because they are treated to smug prickish comments as if they are too stupid to be in on the secret.
I talk about FMIE on Marapets like it is some big deal. If you ask me about it, I will say "it doesn't concern you" and treat you like you are a five-year-old. LOL.
by Netzery August 31, 2008
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Basically a bunch of sad sad losers who think it's hilarious to "troll" people on a virtual pet website known as marapets. They are about 16+ and think they're the shit for posting stupid references to the world's most pointless inside jokes.

They also love asking for MSN's as their way to attempt to get people to give them stupid pictures of them doing stuff. Retarded
Do not spend your time on virtual pet websites or you're end alone like everyone in FMIE
by EpicFailonYourPart February 28, 2009
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