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a shortened version of 'fucking mess'
to be used when polite company won't allow the proper term.
This church basement is a fmess!!
fmess by televox212 April 3, 2010
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Yiddish for a big eater; usually applied with at least a small degree of admiration; generally, no double entendre is intended
After baby Jacob guzzled down 10 ounces of formula in one sitting, his grandfather declared, "This one's a fresser."
fresser by Defining Mike July 30, 2016
Related Words
fmess • fess • fess up • Fress • Fressed • Fessage • fessed • fessenden • Fessis • Fessin
Come on fess up. I know you aren't really that sick.
fess up by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2009

fess me up 

Talking disrespectful to another individual which can cause confrontation .
Don't try and "Fess Me Up"
fess me up by SlangGang101 March 14, 2018
German word for a (ugly) (human) face. The word associates a human face to a face of a animal.
Used when someone makes a moping face:
Zieh doch nicht so´ne Fresse.

Used when i am intended to hurt someone´s face:
Dem hau´ ich gleich in die Fresse.

Perhaps used when looking the face of a cute animal:
Hat das Vieh eine süsse Fresse.
Fresse by Augenweide August 15, 2008

Fesse moi 

An erotic way to say "spank me" (french term) pronounced "fess mwaa"
My girlfriend likes to be spanked during sex she says "oh fesse moi, fesse moi harder!"
Fesse moi by Fesse-moi baby! August 18, 2009
Noun

A word in Maltese which refers to a spoilt, little princess who clings to the affection and attention of her close relatives, with the possible underlying intention of getting her way, or to make amends for a previous tantrum or bout of bad behaviour.
Oh so NOW you come to me with hugs and kisses after that little tantrum?! God... *Deep sigh* You're such a fessuda, Katrina...
Fessuda by Hazevi December 6, 2010
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