Fuck My Bank Account. Offshoot of FML. Used when a person discovers that their funds are low and therefore cannot afford to do anything, resulting in anger, depression, and/or boredom.
An insult, which may be used as an adjective or noun, derived from the wordsfob and ass, and referring to someone who is particularly annoying at a given time; especially applied to individuals who are not fobs.
What's your problem, fobass?
OMG, did you see that? What a fobass!