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Fuck My Bank Account. Offshoot of FML. Used when a person discovers that their funds are low and therefore cannot afford to do anything, resulting in anger, depression, and/or boredom.
Dude! There's only $5 in my bank account! FMBA!
FMBA by iIsTheNewGuy June 23, 2009
fuck my boring ass life, used to express how boring your life really is
Randy: so wats up
Lindsey: nothing so bored
Randy: same fmbal
The abbreviation for fucking dumbass, pronounced Fumb-ass
He boned her without a rubber? what a fumbass!
fumbass by Pat.T May 16, 2006
fuck me boots, the knee high leather boots you see clubgirls wearing all the time.
fmbs by serverpimp January 2, 2003
Check out the girl with the FMBS she's fione
FMBS by Ascendasaiyan February 26, 2003
An insult, which may be used as an adjective or noun, derived from the words fob and ass, and referring to someone who is particularly annoying at a given time; especially applied to individuals who are not fobs.
What's your problem, fobass?
OMG, did you see that? What a fobass!
fobass by Fabulistic March 7, 2005