"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that
Miss bennet was responsible for the
beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For
one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."