I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014
A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Two Pissing guys:
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
by timeoddplace July 16, 2011
by buce20 September 21, 2023
by drugsmuggler June 3, 2020
A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.
by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009
Nicole is a Penis-Fly Trap, she catches almost as much dick as she does flies with that stanky ole cooter.
by The catch January 18, 2022
A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.
"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"
"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."
"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."
"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."
"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."
by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017