fly to the moon

An excuse, given for lack of a REAL excuse, normally used after ditching your friends at the last second.
See pull a nik.

(over the phone)
Guy 1: "Dude, where the hell are you? Are you coming over yet or what?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I can't make it today."
Guy 1: "What?! Why the hell not?"
Guy 2: "I gotta fly to the moon."
Guy 1: "You suck, man."

fly to the moon by Makenshi February 27, 2006

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Fly Me to the Moon

An absolute banger of a song written by Frank Sinatra.

P1: Hey Bro, Have you heard of "Fly Me to the Moon?"
P2: No shit sherlock, It's an absolute banger

Fly Me to the Moon by Tanka007 September 28, 2019

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