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it looks like a net but sterdy and has many uses

it can kill flies by hitting them

it can get stuff under the refrigerator

and it can also be used to spank someone

it can scoop a fish out of the water too
"he didnt have a paddle in the bedroom so she spanked lizzie with a fly swatter."
by kool-aidisabeast October 11, 2009
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The act of splooging in your own hand, then slapping the girl across the face that refused to finish the job herself, ideally reserved for women of a more grotesque nature.
I wouldn't stick my dick in that fat, ugly chick....but I'd fly swatter the shit outta her.
by Don Lagunita February 05, 2010
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In snowboarding: A fall caused by catching an edge and falling forward, slapping the ground very quickly and forcefully
Yo, like I was shralping down the hill dude, hit a wack tranny, sketched across some warped boilerplate and boosted a Gigandoidtron. Rolled down the windows, did a fly-swatter and had a yard sale.
by The Sticks Doctor March 05, 2006
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When a snowboarder (usually a noob) catches the front edge of their stick on the snow and is instantly face-planted by the forces of inertia. Some might call this the snowboarder's version of a yardsale, which is arbitrary because in this case no gear is broken loose and sent flying down the slopes. Flyswatters are very funny to witness. Especially by skiers.
<From the Chairlift>

Jake: Rob, did you just see that noob flyswatter his face into the ice?

Rob: Yeah, I almost pissed my pants it was so funny!

Jake and Rob: Flyswatter!!!
by TheLordofHazard March 11, 2010
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To slap or smack a person in the butt, and yelling out the word "Fly-Swatter!"; to smack someone in the ass
Bill: Fly-Swatter!
Thomas: Awh Dammit that hurt!
by wdsloot November 15, 2010
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