fluud 

noun

any canned, preserved, or otherwise shelf life-extended nourishing substance that is taken into the body through eating, drinking, (other methods?), to sustain life, provide energy, promote growth, etc. during a flu pandemic-related lockdown or quarantine

"It's swine flu season, be sure to stock up on fluud!"

fluud by friskyandrisky April 29, 2009

Fluid Mechanics

The one area of physics where its researchers are actually mostly mathematicians.

Ed: Ey Bob I am studying fluid mechanics
Bob: You mean the area of physics you see mathematicians and engineers study instead of physicists?

Fluid Mechanics by EpicScientician September 17, 2021

supercritical fluid 

A supercritical fluid is any substance at a temperature and pressure above its critical point. It can seep through solids like a gas, and dissolve materials like a liquid. plus, close to the critical point, small changes in pressure or temperature result in large changes in density, allowing many properties of a supercritical fluid to be negligable. Supercritical fluids are used as a substitute for organic solvents in a range of industrial and laboratory processes.

Carbon dioxide is the most commonly used supercritical fluid. they are used for decaffeination. It is a gas at standard temperature and pressure.

supercritical fluid by HawaiianPunch1 January 9, 2010

Blinker fluid 

A prank that parents play on their children when they’re old enough to drive. Blinker fluid/fuel is not real but is a common joke, most shop owners play along or will laugh at you.

“Run down to the auto parts store and get me some blinker fluid”, but when Billy went to the store the managers just laughed at him.

Blinker fluid by Hardtruths January 2, 2018

Flavortown Fluid 

Pour one can of coke, enough vodka to deal with your shitty kids, one half shot of lime juice, then stir in bong and take a fat rip, transfer into a cocktail glass and enjoy with a side of diarrhea-enducing Chipotle.

"I enjoy the finer things in life, such as a flavorful margarita on the rocks or a Flavortown Fluid."

Flavortown Fluid by LeFrance July 21, 2018

Sexually Fluid 

A person who does not identify with one set sexually but any of them at all or maybe none.

T “Dude are you gay, straight, or bi?” L “I’m just me, I’m sexually fluid, I just like what I like when I like it” T “That’s cool bruh”

Sexually Fluid by Whynotthis22 December 1, 2017

Fluids on the Furniture 

For when you find stains on the bed/furniture after another couple sex in a hotel room.

Oh god Nancy, we purchased a suite in Miami, and when we walked in we found fluids on the furniture!

Fluids on the Furniture by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries April 6, 2019