Flushie

A mirrored selfie taken with vanity in a bathroom or restroom; either pre- or post flush.

Is that a flushie you just took with your smartphone?
Wait. I really have to take a flushie before going out tonight.

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A slushie made out of toilet water. Flushie comes with many flavors, such as dogshit delight, alkaline piss, "chocolate" fudge, and cat pee cocktail.

Let's grab some flushies on the way!

My favorite flushie is "chocolate" fudge.

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flushie

Tom was disgusted by his girlfriends flushies, they were lying all over her room.

flushie by Aryka April 4, 2003

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I gave my boyfriend a flushie yesterday, he totally liked it

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when a sewer system of a house 'regurgitates' old and used tampons

My girls house is so damn old that you can always expect to see flushies everytime you use the damn piss pot down stairs

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"How long are you going to be on the flushie?"

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When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!

Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......

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