flurch

When you fart and unexpectedly shit your pants.

Aww man, I flurched yesterday waiting for the John...

flurch by Jon-Miester November 11, 2008

flutching

The act of lying on one's back with legs crossed in the air, holding one's breath repeatedly as long as possible, often while holding a pillow, blanket or stuffed animal (also known as a stuffy") very close to or over one's face. Flutching is most often done by children usually as a form of self-soothing.

Q: "What is that kid doing over there...some sort of weird contortionist act?"

A: "No, she's just flutching."

flutching by zandksmom June 2, 2011

Flurch

The sound that your gut makes when suppressing a fart . Can also be used as a verb, to fluch.

I flurched in an exam today and it was so embarrassing.

Did you just fart?
No, it was only a flurch.

Flurch by Balderdashtic September 30, 2017

Flurch

When someone drunk lunges towards you in an effort at flirting.

First he flurched with me, then he barf'd on my shoe.

Flurch by ResonanceShifts May 20, 2018

flutch 

The act of doing a million other things than what you are supposed to be doing and taking your sweet time doing it.

My daughter likes to flutch. She is a flutcher.

flutch by Lisa Ophelia Listenia April 12, 2006

flortch

Accidently shitting oneself, usually wet and always by surprise. Diarhea fart.

I went to pick up that box but it was heavier than I thought and I flortched myself.

flortch by Brian Westwood June 28, 2006

Flurther 

A flurther is a loving name for someone kind and beautiful, inside and out.

I love you my little flurther.

Flurther by That Aussie chick November 2, 2021