An active fantasy sports owner who, because of complete incompetence, provides an easy W for their opponent when matched up in head-to-head leagues (H2H).
Brian and Dave are the league fluffers once again. If I could face them for the rest of the regular season I would be guaranteed a postseason birth.
by YouthofToday November 16, 2009
A broker of products or services that gets the client (policyholder) ready and lubed for the action from the manufacturer (insurer) ... usually in a prison scene, especially when a claim comes. Caveat (carpe) emptor.
Example 1: When asked whether the insurance program being proposed was appropriate for the client (large corporate insurance buyer), the fluffer replied, "if you want to get specific insurance that's related to you as your own company, then that would be different than what we are recommending in our presentation today."

Example 2: The broker fluffs so much, he's a serial fluffer.

Example 3: That fucking fluffer broker fluffed me when I bought the fluff coverage, what a fucking fool I am -- my claim is completely uncovered. Now the fluffer tells me that for $50 more, I could have had the correct coverage.

Example 4: The fluffer spun that fluff so hard, it tasted like cotton candy -- it's sweet for a second, then evaporates, like the fluffer's promise of coverage.
by Western Rooster October 02, 2007
Mostly used in porn, when a man or woman has sex with a person in their dressing room to get them in a good mood to perform.
"I want a hot guy to quit his job and come be my fluffer."
by Punkish City April 17, 2010
Wayne Thompson
Wayne Thompson is a fluffer.
by juniorjohnson March 26, 2010
The worst word in the English language. This word is worse than cunt or fuck. In most states, you will get arrested for speaking the word.
"You're such a fluffer, Eustace!"
"That's it, I'm calling the cops, this is such a lawsuit."
by Joyce9909 November 04, 2011
Slang for a bullpen catcher. Similar to a pornstar's fluffer a bullpen catcher's job is to warm up the star behind the scences.
"Here comes the closer, I hope the fluffer got him ready."
by D.C. Dave December 08, 2005
Someone who makes another person, male or female, ready for sex.
a tease
by Anonymous September 07, 2003

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