When you go down to eat a girl out, and instead of hitting her vagina you end up with a roll of blubber in your mouth similar to that of a humpback whale.
Boy 1: I was so drunk last night when I took her home that when I pulled my tongue out I didn't realize that I had flubbergutted her.
1. Commonly used as an insult among teenage boys.
2. To flubbergust is to place something edible, into a females vagina, have sexual intercourse with the item in the vagina, and after orgasm, eating the edible materials out of the vagina using your face.
3. A mildly painful, yet rewarding method of "freak sex" exploiting a woman's vagina with foreign items which are later eaten directly our of her by the partner.
Here's a fubberguster situation, where Joe is the flubberguster.
Joe has a cup of apple sauce. He pours it into Jane's vagina.
Joe then penetrates his penis into Jane's vagina, and has sexual intercourse until orgasm and ejaculation.
Upon ejaculation, Joe will remove his penis from Jane's vagina, and use his mouth and tongue to eat the apple sauce out of Jane's vagina.
When having sexual intercourse with a duck, or "fuking" the duck, is screamed out loud by the person fucking the duck at sexual excitment when the point of the orgasm has happened