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Floorderves 

Those annoying tiny disgusting morsels of food that you notice under a bar stool.
Man, I was so hungry and high I wanted to munch on the Floorderves under the bar.
Floorderves by Timmmaaay October 15, 2010

Floydering 

To wander, in conversation or contemplation, pondering life's questions.
"I'm retired from being retired, so I'm Floydering until the OVERLORDS re-hire me."

GORGE FLOYDER

A submission move in brazlian jiu jtsu made by the famous black belt Derek Chauvin that can be used on the opponent to hinder their movement by placing your knee on his neck and to put them to eternal sleep afterwards
Derek Chauvin defeated gorge using his signature move gorge floyder

flowrider 

Flowrider - a so called "new generation wave generator," where riders are able to "stimulate" riding a wave, but fails miserably from the whole purpose of being at the beach and surfing. It's also a big marketing that will force many rich, fat, posers to claim they know how to surf, when undoubtly "Flowriders" will give the term Gook (surf poser) a whole new meaning. Flowriders are popping up everywhere, like San Diego's WaveHouse. Save your money, don't fall for this BS, I rode it, and it wasn't all that great, it's just a get rich scheme by a Republican non-surfer industry company, who is not an environmentalist, and also likes the idea of wasting thousands gallons of water.
Gook 1: Surfs up! Did you see me carving off of that the wave?
Gook 2: Like oh my god, that was narly! I hanged 10 and did a cutback like pro surfer Rob Mochado, I'm so cool.
Man: You posers, that was only a flowrider, and I can't believe you paid $20 for a 5 minute session.
flour mixed with baking powder.
Add two tablespoons of flowder to the mixture.
flowder by allyxx January 1, 2009

Flowrider 

A person who enjoys sex with menstruating women.
He loves that time of month...he is such a flowrider.
Flowrider by effert9009 December 20, 2009