Swy flotted 

The act of swatting ones friend while trying to swat a fly. Can also be used to reference the attempt of killing any other bug and hitting a person instead.

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Jane after slapping her friend with a newspaper in an attempt to kill a fly. "I totally just swy flotted you," she added pointing to the lucky fly making its escape.

Swy flotted by Emperor of Doom October 13, 2008

flother 

(obsolete) snowflake

The flother fluttered upon the frigid field.

flother by Nonstopdrivel December 9, 2011

Flothes 

Flowers made from clothes arranged in a boquet of artificial flowers. Generally done in the form of a gift.

"Wow have you seen them Baby Flothes? They are great gift for the mother when you take them into the hospital after she's had a baby; they just look like a normal display of flowers. They are also a great gift for the baby too, as they can unfold from looking like flowers and the baby can wear them as clothes afterwards!"

"What a great gift for the mother and the baby!"

Flothes by Ladd151 December 31, 2009

frothed

A situation or object that is full of froth. Usually refering to a messed up report in a GLP enviornment.

Dude, that report is just frothed.
The SOP from the Dogg, is frothed.

frothed by Dogg March 16, 2005

Frothed

Drunk to the point of impropriety

Bro: "Aw shit dude, I'm so frothed I've lost my ability to make responsible decisions about my behavior"

Dude: "I'm dead sober bro. 9/11 was an inside job"

Frothed by Griztle August 29, 2016

Floshed

Across between flush and flossed.
To savagely ravage and pound a girl during sex.

" Her pussy got proper floshed last night".

For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and Dutchman's foot.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".

Floshed by dnb soldier June 3, 2010

Flotched

adj: Having an alcohol to blood ratio so monumentally fucked that one vomits up everything but their stomach lining, intermittent w/ apologies and various exclamations of 'I'm going to die'. One may be deemed 'flotched' if symptoms include insisting to the night manager that they be put on community service, being vulnerable to A+ Facebook hacks, or begging to have one's stomach pumped.

'Fuck I was flotched last night...'

'I know dude, I saw the pictures on Facebook'.

Flotched by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszxcvb456 May 10, 2014