Florg

An onomatopoeia that represents the collapse of order in the face of one's own ability to create noises which sound like words.

Joe: "I wrote a poem! Want to hear it?"
Tim: "Sure!"
Joe: "Okay, here goes, 'daring to hope, daring to love, daring to-"
Tim: "FLORG!"

by M.C. Socrates February 20, 2010

florg

The self-secreted glue that adheres a dead frog to whatever it died on.

After a night of light rain and heavy traffic, today's hot sun means that the highway department is getting out the florg scrapers.

by Crockettman September 10, 2013

Florg Nugget

Nude pictures you recieve from a person

Dude my girlfriend sent me some florg nuggetz last night

by Shinigamix September 24, 2011

Florg

The feeling when you want to get a drink from the kitchen but you’re too lazy

I’m sooo florg to get up ugh!

by Florgness October 23, 2020

Florges

The worst thing ever created. It should not be a thing

Some guy: "Florges Sucks!!!!"
Everyone else with a brain: "YEAH!"

by FrencToast May 31, 2022