Top Definition
A man possessing an unusually large, girthy penis, that while flaccid is suitable for knocking people unconscious when used like a sap.
John is a floppydickapotamus, he was swinging his dick around and almost gave me a black eye.
by Aingeal222 November 14, 2010

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