A Floorsexual or Floorophile is someone whom has a great
love of carpet. It was first discovered by a Fanfiction writer xXKanpekiXx, whom described Near (A child detective from Note) as a Floorophile.
It is often thought that Floorsexuals have with their carpet. This however is not true, they have what is called a "Flo ." No flooring is harmed during this.
Another commonly thought mistake is that they
love all flooring. In reality, they only
like carpets. Floorophiles (And I mean ) hardwood flooring.
They do not
like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. And are usually pale with white hair.
They are not related to
sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (
Aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair,
short)
"Invented" by xXKanpekiXx (Fanfiction & Livejournal) in the story "Bitch Stepped on my Floor Cake" which is currently on-going.
