floor mattress

<verb> to have relations with a girl on a mattress that sits directly on the floor. Not owning a bedframe is a symbol of a ridiculous lack of class or perhaps just sheer laziness. In either instance it is far more degrading to the girl partaking in the floor matressing event then if the mattress were somehow elevated off the ground.

Andy really needs to floor mattress that stripper tonight.

Man, any girl that would floor mattress with someone is a total p-vamp.

floor mattress by clams luscious June 11, 2008

floormatt parker 

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

floormatt parker by jose suarez May 9, 2006

Floormat 

Technical diagram and area blueprint of a room's layout, commonly a convention or meeting hall, convention room, business office, etc.

I am awaiting the room's floormat so as to ascertain it's logistical requirements.

Floormat by TheTruthSpeaksAgain December 11, 2011

FLOORMATT PARKER 

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike

man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor

FLOORMATT PARKER by jose suarez May 9, 2006

floormat 

a dickhead, who has no friends, curly hair, and is a major nerd

"hey, check out that floormat, what a knob'

floormat by dododoodod March 28, 2008

Evil Floormate 

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time.

"Walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate!"

Evil Floormate by Barry G. September 8, 2004

Floris Floormat 

Little emo that's addicted to genshin impact.

Omg karen is such a Floris Floormat

Floris Floormat by thatarsonist December 29, 2021