Name your whore in the house by the floor.
Basement - The married whore. The cold, damp whore with too much laundry
1st floor - Love at first site whore. You just walked into the door and you want to date?
2nd floor - The usual - The fuck and date
3rd floor - The Fuck Buddy - Fuck her, chuck her, but keep in contact
4th floor - The tease - I walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious?
5th floor - The spoiler - No man can give you 5 floors of housing. She always wants more.
The roofer - One night stand - Climb to the top and jump
out.
Basement - The married whore. The cold, damp whore with too much laundry
1st floor - Love at first site whore. You just walked into the door and you want to date?
2nd floor - The usual - The fuck and date
3rd floor - The Fuck Buddy - Fuck her, chuck her, but keep in contact
4th floor - The tease - I walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious?
5th floor - The spoiler - No man can give you 5 floors of housing. She always wants more.
The roofer - One night stand - Climb to the top and jump
out.
"Matt and I designed this floor of whores to secretly describe women in a language that they don't understand."
"She was such a 4th floor whore. She rubbed my dick and when I was unzipping my pants she told me to keep it in."
"I just roofed that bitch!"
"Dude, get me fast. I'm hanging off the roof here" (if you didn't drive to her house and need a friend to save you in that awkward morning)
"She was such a 4th floor whore. She rubbed my dick and when I was unzipping my pants she told me to keep it in."
"I just roofed that bitch!"
"Dude, get me fast. I'm hanging off the roof here" (if you didn't drive to her house and need a friend to save you in that awkward morning)
by Jim and Matt March 13, 2008
Orchard Towers "The Four Floors Of Whores" is a 18 story building in Sinagpore frequented by military personnel. The first five four have different clubs and bars in it, but is more known as a Whore house. Where a someone can pick up prostitutes.
by jonny long wood June 4, 2011
In sales, a floor-whore is a salesperson who only works the floor or sales lot. Doesn't ask for referrals or make prospecting calls.
A salesperson on a car lot or real estate office that only takes incoming calls or walk-ins but never makes an effort to create their own business, is whoring the floor, thus a floor-whore.
A salesperson on a car lot or real estate office that only takes incoming calls or walk-ins but never makes an effort to create their own business, is whoring the floor, thus a floor-whore.
Bill has been here for over a month now and hasn't brought in a single customer or prospect from his own effort... All the other sales reps are getting referrals and working their personal leads in addition to the company provided leads and walk-ins. The sales reps are starting to call Bill a floor-whore.
by MykeN February 6, 2006
by Jay September 16, 2003
1. A girl in a dorm that has sex or attempts to have sex with a lot of the guys that live on her floor.
2. The biggest whore on a particular floor of a college dorm.
2. The biggest whore on a particular floor of a college dorm.
Did you see that guy the Susan brought home last night?
Ya, that's the fourth one this week.
Well she is the floor whore
Ya, that's the fourth one this week.
Well she is the floor whore
by The Concerned Student April 15, 2009
kelly shagged someone on sarah's bathroom floor on new yrs eve therefore she turned in2 a floor whore
by brokenwings May 25, 2006
Someone who is always on a floor. They perfer to sleep on the floor than in a bed. If they can be on the floor, they most likely will be on the floor.
"God look at Isaac. He's on the floor again even though there's a chair right there. What a floor whore!"
by Robustandcrusty January 25, 2016