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Popcorn that has sadly fallen from its bag or bowl and landed upon the ground thus rendering it useless.
"If i had not spilled my popcorn to the ground, i wouldnt have all this shitty ass floor corn" -Hubert Cumber Dale

"Floor corn is the worst of the corn family, providing no nutrients and harming the planet at the same time. Alaska will never be the same." -Time Magazine

"Nay is the true meaning of Alvis Time Ham nor Floor Corn, the true meaning of Alvis time is Popcorn" -Cale Sakowki
by Jameson Thurgood March 16, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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I scarfed the floorcorn while she wasn't looking.
by pubell March 31, 2007
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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