Flooging

When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.

Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.

Flooging by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020

Flowering Dingle-bush 

The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.

The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.

Flowering Dingle-bush by HAMR6660 September 29, 2011

fourth flooring 

When one male seeks attention and acceptance from another male.

To perform ritual "Daps" to seek another males acknowledgement and approval.

A Cavin eyes up a larger, more fitted male and quickly starts a conversation with him. He then talks him up soon afterwards. This is considered Fourth Flooring. Or, 4th Flooring.

fourth flooring by Geiger July 20, 2008

Floydering 

To wander, in conversation or contemplation, pondering life's questions.

"I'm retired from being retired, so I'm Floydering until the OVERLORDS re-hire me."

Floydering by Part of the magic June 28, 2015

Flingering

Lifting a girl by her vagina and throwing her.

"Dude I was in a mosh pit and I threw this girl right over the barrier"

"No way"

"Yeah, It was a total flingering"

Flingering by R.Dog April 28, 2013

Flooring 

Flooring, an alternate way to say getting pounded. This term can be used to say innuendos, or if you are trying to be indirect with your partner or friends.

Stan, "I heard you laid some hardwood flooring in Susan's bedroom last night"
Steven, "yeah I floored till the job was done"

Flooring by The_avid_smoker June 15, 2020

Top Flooring 

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

Top Flooring by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016