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You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.
Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.
by Putzppoomer November 18, 2016
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