Flonde 

A girl who posses unnatural blonde hair. Derived from the term used by Losties to refer to fake Locke.

Check out that flondie over there...she'd probably look better her natural brown hair.

Damn Melissa turned herself into a flonde last week when she dyed her hair.

Flonde by skittlezzet September 21, 2010

Flonkie 

1. A person or group of people who are considered to be losers, uncool, and all around unpopular.

2. Describes people who are may think they are cool or popular but in reality are just unathletic losers.

"I wish I could say the same for you and your crew of FLONKIES"

Prince

"Look at this crew of FLONKIES"

"That kid is a huge FLONKIE"

Flonkie by Flonkies October 10, 2008

Flonder Day 

The soon to be 8th day of the week, giving the world 3 week end days and 5 work/school days.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Flonder Day, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (new week)

Yo there's a phat party goin down this Flonder Day, are you going?

Flonder Day by Teh Jester 12 May 4, 2009

Floodie 

A "Floodie" is an endearing term for flooded homeowners who reside in areas that have been declared a federal disaster by the US government agency known as FEMA, and in most cases, have been screwed out of receiving any significant flood insurance claim money and/or aid. Most Floodies have been displaced, or are living in houses that have been gutted or remain in disrepair several years after the storm. The term originates from an animated YouTube series about Hurricane Sandy victims known as "The Flooded Adventures of Tony Citizen."

"It's been two years since Sandy, thousands of Floodies are STILL displaced, and all you hear about on the news is Ebola. WTF?" "People who aren't Floodies think we are living rich on government hand outs, but I spent two hundred dollars printing aid applications at Staples and my aid award was three dollars."

Floodie by Tony Citizen January 17, 2015

Flondle 

To raise ones eyebrows up and down in succession, usually in a suggestive way.

Man, I didn't think Trisha would go for the dirty Sanchez, but she gave me a big flondle so I knew it was go time

Flondle by Chubbycow69 July 30, 2017

flonderpuss 

A dense individual who, upon contact with a promising sexual opportunity, decides to play video games instead of receiving voluptuous sensual pleasures.

"Hornswoggly Bill was a flonderpuss. He was found at his house jerking it to Battletoads."

flonderpuss by TheStreetsofCleone September 21, 2009

Floodies 

people who bought Flood as their first They Might Be Giants album.

"Oh you're one of those Floodies, huh? I'm a Lincolnite."

Floodies by JohnnyLurg October 14, 2011