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A dense individual who, upon contact with a promising sexual opportunity, decides to play video games instead of receiving voluptuous sensual pleasures.
"Hornswoggly Bill was a flonderpuss. He was found at his house jerking it to Battletoads."
by TheStreetsofCleone September 20, 2009
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