Gas followed by mass 

Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.

You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.

Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.

Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.

Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.

Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!

Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.

Gas followed by mass by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

flooped 

(n.) the act of pretending to crazily attacking another person with one's fists, most commonly a friend or member of the family. (past tense)

Josh's mom wouldn't check him out from school, so he yelled at his mom and flooped at her.

Marvin and Jeremy flooped at each other during their play-fight.

flooped by Devin & Caleb April 12, 2014

flollop

An action only performable by live matresses living in the swamps of the planet Sqornshellous Zeta.

"The matress flolloped around in a sympathetic manner."

flollop by Chainsaw Dudley March 31, 2003

flolloping 

a pronounced form of lolloping; extreme flopping about; great bouncing movement; much jiggling

Have a look at the lolloping, flolloping gut tongue on that fat bastard.

flolloping by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

Fake Followed

An occurrence, primarily on twitter, where an individual is followed by a fake or untraceable identity. Most of these fake followers do not have a bio, have no listed tweets, and do not have a profile picture larger than a thumbnail size photograph.

I got fake followed today by Hyacinth Tortorella.

Dude, half of my followers are fake.

If you just got followed by somebody with a European sounding name and you don't know them, you probably just got fake followed, my friend.

Fake Followed by Brexle October 29, 2010

Pedo-Followed

Being stalked or followed by a pedophile on a social networking or blogging site.

Hey, skater27 where do you live, id like to meet you.
Holy crap dude I just got Pedo-Followed.

Pedo-Followed by ToadSage27 May 3, 2009

Flooped it

When someone says "I've got this" but then goes on to fail spectacularly.

Floop - I got this.
Loss - wait for it.....
*guardian down*
Tac - Waap Waap Waaaaaaap, he's only gone and flooped it

Flooped it by The Moist Sage August 2, 2016