1.A piece of tubing that usually rides on the back side of a vacuum that can be removed and attached to the vacuum hose. It usually extends out several times to make it able to reach the tops of walls and corners. The extendo-flogger is versatile and can also be used for turning around quickly and whacking a naughty child or animal.
2. any long extendable object with vaguely sexual conotations.
1. I was vacuuming the cobwebs in the corner with my extendo-flogger and suddenly had to reach around and spank the dog who was running off with my sandwich.
2. That man had my extendo-flogger waving it around yelling, "Hey baby, you want a piece of this."
by mageepet January 29, 2009
Get the extendo-flogger mug.
Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Cripple Cream Flogger mug.
When you flick and grab someone’s balls so hard they scream. Then stick it in the butt unawaringly.
by The real like sexuality December 27, 2018
Get the Jiggle flogger mug.
One who sucks a penis in an enjoyable way. He or she is a flume floggee
He or she is a flume flogger.
by IAMIMC December 14, 2022
Get the flume flogger mug.
A machine or apparatus that enables a man pleasures a man without his partners help until he comes all over the floor like a snow dump at Xmas
Grant required a dick flogger as Mel had decided to watch tv and fall sleep.
by Swine Doctor June 24, 2022
Get the Dick flogger mug.