flog your log 

Flog your log came from the movie "Grease." Flog your log means to jack off.

OMG Justin, are you about to flog your log?

flog your log by Jolly bean March 4, 2017

flog the log 

Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.

There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.

flog the log by Brad June 5, 2004

Flog-ur-Log 

To beat the penis very hard

Where u goin....to flog ur log?

Flog-ur-Log by me October 21, 2003

flog the log 

to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.

flog the log by kitty February 19, 2004

flog the log 

see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

flog the log by Jesus does it in the butt February 22, 2003

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

fogg logner 

An extremely large bowel movement.(originated in the 3rd floor logg jammer ride in central Pennsylvania)

"I have to go to the restroom, to drop a fogg logner."

fogg logner by Nugget March 26, 2005