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n. /floʊ-boʊ/

1. A hobo who lives in a sewer or storm drain, especially those using the flow of water as a primary means of transportation.

2. Any subterranean vagrant inhabiting man-made tunnels.
"The tunnels beneath Moscow host a veritable legion of sewerbound psychotics, squatters, flobos, hookers (or "manholes" as they're called in the local slang), underpimps, pipemen, cricketeers, and thieves - and not a few specimens of truly unique megafauna - warily coexisting in the city's sprawling, twilit netherworld."
-Vitaliy Kaprov, De Historibus Muscovum Chthonium (1924)
flobo by J.H. Pepper June 25, 2009
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undescribable mass of floating gunge
skanky people such as rick nicholson will often look like this after not having a bath for five years.
flobo by crabby crutch October 13, 2003
the shit that babies are covered in when when they come out of their mums snatch or what comes out when a woman follows through on a fanny fart
suddenly just as the baby was coming out of it's mothers womb the doctor was engulfed in a shower of flobo.
OR
as i stuck my fingers in spencer's mum's pussy she made a vaginal excretion of gas and floboed all over my hand.
flobo by crabby crutch October 17, 2003

the flobo flapper flopper 

A vicious berating or beating deserving of someone hilariously inept at flobo.
There won't be a next time, unable! Like, hit the road before we put you through the flobo flapper flopper!

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flobbing 

adam lambert’s word for when you are talking to someone and looking for your straw with your tongue while not breaking eye contact with said person
he was sitting there flobbing mid conversation
flobbing by dancer04728 April 29, 2020
A flob is what you get when you combine a flower and a blob to get a blobby flower. This word was created by Moriah Elizabeth in her "Painting My Tie Die (AGAIN.)" video.
flob by blah77e6eu8e July 8, 2022