Floater

A turd which refuses to flush.

Who left that floater in the toilet?

by Podge & Rodge November 1, 2006

Floater

A piece of fecal matter that will not sink, usually the result of a meal with a high fat content.

I supersized my Big Mac meal and let out a two foot long floater the next morning.

by kaptainkindbud December 10, 2005

floater

The body of a drowned person, used by police, emergency personnel and news reporters.

A bloated floater bobbed in the East River near the old Broolyn Navy Yard.

by T.E. Bell June 21, 2005

Floater

A poo/turd/log that floats on the water's surface and refuses to be flushed away.

"That's disgustang! Someone's left a floater in the loo!"

by SHRX February 20, 2019

Floater

a person who isnt in a social click at a school and cant be labeled or put in one they know everyone, hang out with everyone, everyone know him/her, and is friends with everyone. There usually very popular very smart polite well liked and good looking

New kid "Hey who is that?"

*points down the hall at a kid who is hanging out with the Crazy ones while wearing the school's football team jacket high fives a popular as he walks by and while a rocker gives him back his guitar*
Friend of new kid "How do you not know him that's Alex"

New Kid "Really what click is he with and how can i get in?"
Friend of New Kid "He isnt in a click he is a floater and just go up and talk to him"

by Absol Night July 17, 2011

floater

1 - a small, lighter-than-water turd that, no matter how much you flush, refuses to BE GONE!
hence,
2 - an obnoxious asshole that you can't seem to get rid of

dude 1 - Man, what's up with your little bro? Every time we fire up a blunt, he's like, THERE!

dude 2 - Yeah, he's pretty much a fucking floater. He needs to get a life or start contributing to the cause!

by bigbadwoof December 19, 2006

Floater

Detritus or cells suspended in the aqueous of the eye which can be seen by staring into the light; Matter in the fluid of the eye which will settle or leave or appear; a naturally occurring phenomenon of aging;

When he looked at the light quickly and moved his eye he could make out the floaters suspended in his vision;

by wstlnguy July 13, 2009