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flipstonk 

1. n. used to describe a backup band that can't hold a candle to its respective lead singer, in most cases disparaging the act all together in embarrassing fashion.
Dave: "Hey Larry, you gonna catch The Dangling Moors at the Empty Bottle tonight??"

Larry: "Don't you mean Saul and the Flipstonks? What a waste of an American Idol regional quarter-finalist! To be linked to such bafoons can't be a highlight in his career! I'm hungry for burritos."
flipstonk by Saulbsure September 4, 2008
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flinstonization 

The process of rewriting history to fit within our current societal constructs.
Assuming that humans are naturally monogamous is merely a "flinstonization", reverse-justifying the truth one is looking to prove.

Flinstoning 

v. the act of pushing a non running car until you can jump in and drive the car under its own momentum
Man, i was flinstoning my car down the street and these bitches started laughing at me.

I was on some straight stone age shit flinstoning my car down the hill
Flinstoning by mattmfin October 13, 2006

Mr. Flinstone 

A man that is well endowed and blessed with high stamina thus being able to make your "BedRock"
Call me "Mr. Flinstone" because I can make your BedRock.
Mr. Flinstone by MrGoodbar December 16, 2009

Flinstoning 

When you are taking a test at school but their are no smart kids sitting close enough to cheat off of so when your teacher isn't looking you stay in your desk, pick it up, and run across the classroom in order to reposition yourself next to someone smart. Just like Fred Flinstone drives his car.
Joe: FUCK my chemistry final is today and i forgot to study
Bob: just copy off the kid that sits next to you
Joe: Fuck that! that kids a dumbass!
Bob: Then just flinstone across the room next to a smart kid!

just dont let the teacher see you flinstoning across the room
Flinstoning by Tahoe Bob February 9, 2008

Flinstones 

1.) a strange cartoon where its characters move the car with their feet.
John: Hey MAN LETS WATCH flinstones!!
Joe: Wtf? u are 30 and u wanna watch flinstones.I'd rather watch the show of the talking yellow sponge.
Jack: I vote sponge bob!!
Jake: Me too!
Joe: Man i think im on the wrong crowd.
Flinstones by toddynho ftw July 7, 2005

flappin' the flipstick 

-Adam and Jenn "walking" in the park.

Alex - whats Adam doing?
Party Arty- flappin' the flipstick
Alex - WHAT??
Party Arty - they're walking in the woods...
flappin' the flipstick by P.Arty February 16, 2009