Flirtbooking

Using Facebook or another social networking site to flirt with old acquaintances or newly networked friends. Usually used as an icebreaker or foreplay before actually meeting up in person and doing the 'deed'.

"It took a month of flirtbooking before that chick I went to high school with decided to 'get together' "

Flirtbooking by WIllDawg April 23, 2009

Failbooking 

Getting on Facebook right after one of their many irritating layout changes and not knowing how to do anything like upload photos or find your notifications.

Bobby: Have you seen the new Facebook layout?

Jeffrey: Dude yes. I was sitting there Failbooking for like 5 hours yesterday trying to figure out how to upload a photo!

Failbooking by happyho April 8, 2010

fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.

Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.

fapbooking by General Lee Derping June 3, 2011

Fapbooking

To jerk off or masturbate to photos on Facebook.

kid 1: Hey dude, wanna hang out later?

kid 2 (Extremely sexually agitated): Naw man, I'ma go fapbooking.

Fapbooking by phelgmcannon February 18, 2010

failbooking.com

A really hilarious website where you can view screenshots (some seem genuine, some are likely spoofs) of ridiculously stupid facebook status updates, comments, pictures, and newsfeeds.

Did you see Dave's status? What a moron!

Yeah, we should send that to failbooking.com.

failbooking.com by MissyQBee February 8, 2010